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Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking
Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.
To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face
Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."
One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.
Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.
Goose - Commonly referred to as the penis, a slang word for a males sexual organ. The Penis looks very much like a Goose Neck, hence the term Goose.
Giggleberries - Commonly referred to as the testis, aka bollox, a slang word for the sperm bags tucked under the hangin Goose Neck.
Goose and Giggleberries - A mans tackle, his pride and joy, his escape from normal life at the end of a hard days work, a piece of science that fascinates every man alive.
Goose and Giggleberries - A term used in American Pie (The first one, the one that was really funny) by Shit Break and Oz, used loosely to talk about being a virgin.
Also known as The Cock and Balls.
Stiffler: "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out and rock out with my cock out"
Popular vodka in USA. Colourless and weak scented. Therefore good to "spike" drinks. Very exclusive, termed in some hip hop songs by artists such as Shawnna and Rza.
Last night I was crunk on the Grey Goose and hip hop videos on in the club.
On the ranch, when you don't want the bull in with the cows, you put the bull the field with the geese. "Goose pasture" is that place where the male has no opportunity with sexual relations with the opposite sex. The phrase is aptly applied to the the situation a young husband finds himself in during the last trimester of his wife's pregnancy.
Ryan's wife is really big and pregnant now. I bet he's in goose pasture.