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When one has another's penis in their hand in a tight and forcefull gripping manner while stroking at the shaft
I just got out of the shower with ally and maddie and they had me in a wicked game grip
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an English term for a bobby pin.
I need a kirby grip to hold back my bangs.
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Low key vocab when ur girl wants to give u a hand job and she strokes mad hard.
The opposite to a slurpy slurp
"Hey babe I'm feeling horny and I'm bored "
U want to give me a gripy grip"
"Sure then u can give me a slurpy slurp"
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When providing a hand job, to do it with the thumb pointing downwards, towards the anus, so that once can massage the ballsac with the spare thumb.
Named after George W Bush Junior's favourite way of stepping up his career when he was in college; the Texan grip.
You wan' Texan Glip? I give you Texan Grip, pwease don' kirr my famiry
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When you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart
At my friends wedding, I gave her a congradulatory grip and rip
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To pick up a large amount of, or grip of something, rather than a small amount.
Jared: "I'm never going to be able to feed everyone at the party with only one bag of chips!!! OH NOOOO!!!"
Mark: "Get a grip, man!!! You're freaking out!!!"
Jared: "Gee, what a swell idea! I'll just get 3 or 4 bags...that should be more than enough!"
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Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"
What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
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