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When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not
"man that's Hippo shameing
Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!
It’s national Hippo appreciation day!
to make love raucously; to engage in sexual intercourse
Dude! Did you and Sasha flip the hippo last night? You were gone for hours!
Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.
I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?
One of the best Kinder products out there. Absolutely delectable.
Stoner: They're called happy hippos because they make hippies happy.
This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.
I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo
Sleeping hippo
A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight
Is a morbidly obese man named Owen who likes middle schoolers.
Yo did you see that it’s The big hippo!!!