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An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.
Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'
Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big
style!'
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A game in which the goal is to shoot a booger at least 4 feet from your nostril into your opponents open mouth.
As Sean was yawning, an impromptu game of snot hockey broke out. Resulting in an immediate 1-0 lead.
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Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.
Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?
Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.
Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.
Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.
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Sexy Hockey;
Hockey played so well you can only call it sexy. It's that feeling you get when you can't do anything wrong on the ice.
Sexy hockey generally compliments:
- Cold Rinks and Hot Dangles
- Snipes
- End to end rushes
- Tape to Tape Sauce
- Crushing Hits
- Droppin' the Mits
- Road Trips
Use of definition:
Bobby - "that was a sick dangle"
Wayne - "yeah, it's Sexy Hockey.
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A sport played on a rectangular field having a netted goal at each end, in which two teams of 11 aggressive and determined girls each compete in driving a small leather-covered ball into the other's goal, each player is equipped with a stick having a curved end or blade that is flat on one side and rounded on the other.
The girls played field hockey at school on the weekend.
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A game in which you attempt to throw washers into a coffee can located in the center of a wooden box. A washer landing inside the box is 1 point, and 3 points for landing inside the coffee can.
Damn, this game is fun, but I can't beat Allan in Butt Hockey for the life of me!
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act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion
i played bagel hockey with susan last night
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