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A game in which the goal is to shoot a booger at least 4 feet from your nostril into your opponents open mouth.
As Sean was yawning, an impromptu game of snot hockey broke out. Resulting in an immediate 1-0 lead.
An Irish slag term for the desire to fuck someone. But a really bad sort of angry, dirty violent sort of shag.
Girl 1 - 'Oh I'd hockey the box of him!'
Girl 2 - 'Oh shit yeah, me too! I would fuck his shit up, big
style!'
Alexander Ovechkin the greatest goal scorer in hockey. He'd walk on water but it always turns to ice.
Cory- Hey did you see Hockey Jesus last night?
Dave- 5 goals and 4 assists.
Kiel- I wish the Pens had 2 Malkins and 3 Crosbys so we could trade for Hockey Jesus.
Cory- Kiel why don't you run a dodil up your ass.
act of playing with or having intercourse with a vagina aka the mine of insertion
i played bagel hockey with susan last night
A game in which you attempt to throw washers into a coffee can located in the center of a wooden box. A washer landing inside the box is 1 point, and 3 points for landing inside the coffee can.
Damn, this game is fun, but I can't beat Allan in Butt Hockey for the life of me!
Hockey scum mostly populate private high schools where they are recruited to and glorified by the institution. They are easily identified by the accumalation of "flow" they rock, and their distinct swagger of walking like the have one of their very own hockey sticks rammed up their ass. In the Northeast many of the sport Boston accents despite the fact that they live no where near the city. They're known for thinking they are tough shit. Besides playing hockey their intrests are packing lips, getting blowjobs, and spreading herpes.
Carly: "Number 23 has great flow."
Amanda: "Yeah but i hear he hooked up with Christine and now she has a cold sore"
Carly: "Oh... i hooked up with him last night"
Amanda: "yeah that's hockey scum for ya"
Sexy Hockey;
Hockey played so well you can only call it sexy. It's that feeling you get when you can't do anything wrong on the ice.
Sexy hockey generally compliments:
- Cold Rinks and Hot Dangles
- Snipes
- End to end rushes
- Tape to Tape Sauce
- Crushing Hits
- Droppin' the Mits
- Road Trips
Use of definition:
Bobby - "that was a sick dangle"
Wayne - "yeah, it's Sexy Hockey.