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probably one of the sexiest guys ever to be honest. sure you might think he’s a dick but you’ve gotta admit he has a huge penis and knows what he’s doing in bed.
sam howard is a sexy beast not gonna lie
Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
When you chunder into two wetherspoon's gin glass and end up getting your friends kicked out
chundered into a gin glass last night didn't I, absolute Howard Green
A man who likes yo do freaky stuff during duty hours on post in military reservations.
Damn man you fucked lara in the barracks? You’re such a SFC Howard.
Went by SFC Howard’s office earlier and the door was closed. Wonder what that means…
The name of the duck that stood between the alien invasion and Earyh.
Aliens- That's all they got is it? A duck named Howard, a geek, and a weirdo, they're fucked! We will unleash a part of hell and all of darkness on them by making a movie about this.
Noun: to put skippys extra crunchy peanut butter all over your genitals and letting your dog lick it off to release sexual tension from your parents
Last night I pulled a Howard after the game
Tyler pulled a Howard last night with his brother gage clapp
People already know Candice but do you know Howard.You can use Howard to prank your friends.
“Yo you know howard” friend: “no” you: “Howard deez nuts.”