i'm lovin' it

when ronald mcdonald and all his little friends have a keg party

Hey hamburgler, im lovin it

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I'm H'd

To be H'd signifies the state of being aroused, in arousal, or to have been aroused, horny.

John: How is that Talk with Hannah going?
Andrew: Dude she's mad dirty, I'm H'd fam

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and I'm fat

what a self concious lady insists she is. but her boyfriend always dissagrees

girl: " i look horrible and i'm fat"
boyfriend: " you amazing sweets"

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I'm over it

By no means am I over it.

"Sorry I made porn with your sister on our wedding day."
"Whatever, I'm over it."

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I'm Stuffed

Being Pregnant

"Would you a glass of wine?"
"no thanks, I'm stuffed"

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I'm dying

A term that is used to tell others that one's own life is on the verge of ending.

"Please help me!"
"Why?"
"I'm dying!!"

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I'm in a box

When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!

"I'm in a box. Let me out, Let me out"

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