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a response that
1) makes one chuckle
2) proves that you didn't have a good English teacher
3) is said by true idiots
4) is now in Urban Dictionary
Johnny: 1+1=2
Dave: No it doesn't, STFU!
Johnny: I'm right!
Dave: Wow, your an idiot!
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The television, and in all it's glory of propaganda and dumbing a society down. It is the ultimate weapon of mass distraction and can make anyone and any person hate anybody.
The term is often used by people that can see that the TV makes others stupid who believe anything and everything they see on TV as a fact even if it's fiction.
Term is also used to define people who waste their time all day flipping channels and watching junk instead of doing something useful with their lives.
A good case of the Idiot Box is this; in the 70's many people wrote letters to the Navy and Coastguard telling them to go rescue Gilligan and the others off their island.
Once upon a time there was people who went to the Beverly Hills with their only goal to knock on the door of the mansion used in the Beverly Hillbillies show and ask for Jeb or Granny. No wonder the owners got tired of it and sold the house!
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A person that takes being an Idiot to a higher level.
My Boss is a Blooming Idiot.
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An indicator light or illuminated signal, usually colored red, yellow, or orange, on a vehicle dashboard intended to convey a condition of which the driver should be aware. Most frequently, it indicates a system malfunction or a potentially dangerous condition (e.g., low oil pressure, high coolant temperature). It may be a word or words ("Charge"; "Check Engine") or a symbol which may or may not be readily identifiable.
The derisive term comes from the fact that such lights typically take the place of a gauge, meter or other indicator that can provide more substantive and detailed information. The binary (on/off) nature of the light is considered inferior to an indicator which provides data on the condition, but which requires some interpretive thought by the operator.)
"Get the manual out of the glove box so I can look-up what that idiot light that just came on means."
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you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.
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A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.
"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"
"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"
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When a person is a PATRIOT for all the wrong reasons like :Uncle Samael was a Marine so I`ll become a marine;I love killing people so I`ll either become a politician or a policeman because killing for your country is patriotic;I live in a free country and President BUSH reminds me and 260 million other patriots of that fact every day;I want to be a air-born ranger,I wanna live a life of danger,dang Buford thet`s patriotic willing to kill people if they don`t wanna be free,we`ll kill them til` they do!
I will never be PATRI-IDIOTIC,and kill Iraqis because Dub`ya says its the American way,sheesh!
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