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a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning
Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.
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A roasting position by the legendary god himself "Spongebob Squarepants", within the episode where spongeboob is a pioneer he begins to spoon rattle his big nosed partner Squidward.
Yo you just got into a spoons rattling off with Jay-z
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Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.
Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."
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when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.
"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"
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A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.
God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?
boy dont make me come over there and slap you with my mega spoon.
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When spooning, the partner on the inside. Usually the woman, or shorter partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being little spoon," not "I like being the little spoon")
see also meatball.
Jenna prefers to be little spoon.
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When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.
"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!
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