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Abbreviation for Little Old Ladies.
Those blue-haired LOL's sure keep me busy down at the senior center.
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"Lol" is an expression used to express laughter, as it stands for "laughing out loud." This expression is mainly used on the internet as an abbreviation to express the idea that something is funny. The expression, however, is becoming overused and has lost some of its meaning. Many people now use it just to say something is funny, even if they arn't laughing.
I WARN YOU: DO NOT READ THE EXAMPLE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL MATERIAL.
The main point of this is to show how teenagers use the word, "LOL" and to amuse the thousands of perverts on this site.
PinkPollish21: i swear cindy i'm going to kill you! how come brad was talking to you? hes totally mine! forget bout us being bff!
cindydoll981: lol
(HOttBrad019 has entered the chatroom)
PinkPolish23: OMG brad, how come you were talking to cindy???
HOttBrad019: What? Cindy said it was ok nd u knew bout it.
PinkPolish23: WTF? wut r u guys talking bout???? baby is everything ok??
HOttBrad019: well last week when you went to florida we.. me and cindy .. you know..
PinkPolish23: lol funny joke baby. you didn't hav sex though? you were just fooling around, you...
HOttBrad019: No babe i'm sorry. we did. nd if u cant get over it then it's over damn that girl is so tight... o sorry bitch
PinkPolish23: CINDY - BRAD... how could you?
HOttBrad019: Cindy. tell her the rest so the blow is all at once.
cindydoll981: uhh, ig2g soon
HOttBrad019: dammit bitch! tell her!
cindydoll981: about the positions? the 69? the cum fiesta? how u ate me out? how you sucked on my tits? how your cock tasted so goood? how you felt so good inside me? your cum was so warm and milky inside me baby i love u.
HOttBrad019: DAMNIT BITCH STOP MAKING IT WORST. I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
PinkPolish23: omg.. i feel so hurt...brad i thought you loved me and only me
cindydoll981: oh, and bitch. u know how i missed the whole of sophmore year? that was like tottally because i was pregnant. its not the first time i've done it wit ur boyfriend. i did it with david 2 years ago.
HOttBrad019: Damnit! TELL HER.
cindydoll981: OKaY! I didn't have my period last week. i think im pregnant again
PinkPolish23: YOU SLUT
HOttBrad019: CINDY BABE, TELL HER THE REST
PinkPolish23: ..theres more? this is... unreal
cindydoll981: oh yea, and bitch.... I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU GULLIBLE BIATCHHHH
HOttBrad019: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
cindydoll981: APRIL FOOLS DAY!
PinkPolish23: What? cindy .. u didnt have sex with brad?
cindydoll981: course not. stupid.. dont u remember asking for tampons when i was over at your house yesterday? my period ends like tomorrow lol
PinkPolish23: OMg ur right.
HOttBrad019: LOL BABY YOUR SO FRIGGIN GULLIBLE.
PinkPolish23: DANG brad baby u owe me.. uve scared me to death tonight.
cindydoll981: LOL!!!! !!!!!! LOL!!!!!! !!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
HOttBrad019: LOL!!!! !!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOL!!!
PinkPolish23: omg it DOES seem funny now, lol!
cindydoll981: ow.. cramps again. ig2g you guys. bye!!
HOttBrad019: Lol bye!
PinkPolish23: bye BIATCH
HOttBrad019: Baby now we're alone... i do owe you ;)
PinkPolish23: yes u do baby lol
HOttBrad019: so i was thinking...
HOttBrad019: our paretns arnt home......
PinkPolish23: Babyy.. do u mean?
HOttBrad019: yess. i'll leave the door unlocked. come to my room and we'll have sex. lol.. i feel like i'm giong to cum already. we havnt done it yet. i'm sure u'll b so friggin tight, babes omg i cant imagine ur pussy juice once i hit your g-spot
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cult word
The cult started in the shepton area in england
people who put "<Lol?>" in their messenger name to symbolise being part of the cult
most also say "lol?" in public with question accent on it
person's messenger name:
Dave <Lol?> - join the cult
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When you have been talking to someone and the convo has gone flat but u want to start it up again or when you have nufin to say or its really awkward.
1: so my dad left us nd stole all r money. i think it was my fault.
2: lol
1:my nan died
2: lol
1: the funerals tomoro
2: loooooooooooooooooool
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A word prescribing the end / final / shutdown of a sentence or conversation; where the writer of the lol is either over the conversation and wants to move on (possibly as they know the other person wont cyber with them or answer their a/s/l query), or the recipient of the lol abruptly finds themselves with nothing to respond to - thus the painful end of conversation.
Person-1: So Syriana was a pretty damn complex movie! I kept up with it though, as involved as it was. What did YOU think of it?
Person-2: lol
Person-1: ...
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"LOL" is a stupid internet meme used by "mentally challenged" internet dweebs who should be mercilessly pilloried for employing it. It is as unforgivable as "PWNED," "BRB," "IDK," "teh," "evar," etc., and when used in actual speech (pronounced "loal") should be greeted with nothing short of vicious mockery and/or brutal physical violence.
Internet:
Sincere imbecile: "LOL, your sic so stupid, Bush is the greatest U.S. President EVAR."
Rational person: "You are a mongoloid and should have been aborted, you fucking twat."
Real world:
Imbecile bassist: "LOL, you need to get over yourself."
Talented frontman/lead guitarist: "That's it, you're out of the band and additionally I'm beating the shit out of you. This is your running start. I suggest you use it."
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