empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

6👍 6👎

Wheel Chair

we'll share

hey man, did you get me a forty?, no but dont worry, wheel chair

12👍 12👎

Lawn Chair

to fold up like a chair after being hit

Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".

8👍 8👎

jesus chair

chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat

"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"

6👍 4👎

Purple chair

The color of the chair is purple to represent the Loss of a son or daughter loss to overdose on drugs.

Looking over across the table to carissas empty purple chair which was painted purple to represent the loss of my sis due to drugs .

Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe