empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

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Wheel Chair

we'll share

hey man, did you get me a forty?, no but dont worry, wheel chair

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Lawn Chair

to fold up like a chair after being hit

Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".

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jesus chair

chair of jesus, where jesus' bum sat

"i want to sit in the jesus chair!!"

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chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."