inside-the-park home run

The baseball themed innuendo equivalent to rape.

Bro #1: "Dude I totally ended last night with an Inside-the-park Home run."
Bro #2: "Isn't that illegal?"
Bro #1: "Not when the catcher's drunk!"
Bro #2: "Chyeah, brah!"

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Something Inside Me Has Died

I have crept
In your ugly world
I have slept
In every way
I have something
Nobody can steal
You have nothing
Because I’m for real

Something Inside Me Has
Has
Died
Died

I don't know
Where I’ll be in a thousand years
It don't show
I've hid it well behind my other tears
In the shadow
Of where you stand in my light
It's so shallow
No need to fight

Because something inside me has
Has
Has
Died
Died

Something Inside Me Has Died

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inside out, double stuffed oreo

when you are white on the outside, but black on the inside-- that's a inside out oreo. if you're that and double stuffed-- you are extra black on the inside. :)

johnny-- yo man im an inside out oreo!
bob-- well im an inside out, double stuffed oreo! beat it!
johnny--.... i cant homes.

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Inside Out Chicken Twistie

A handjob where the receiver has their penis outside their underwear but still inside their pants. Commonly used in nightclubs and music festivals. Allows for freedom of movement hence a satisfying handjob, but it can be done in public.

‘Met this girl at the club last night and she gave me an inside out chicken twistie on the dance floor’.

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Like Turning a Cat Inside Out

A phrase that refers to a difficult task or goal to achieve.

Boy1: I really want to get an A on the test.
Boy2: What did you get on the last test?
Boy1: D.
Boy2: Good luck, its like turning a cat inside out.

Open the door and throw the mail inside

Having vaginal sex, then pulling out, aiming the head of your penis into your partner's anus and then ejaculating. Anal creampie without anal sex.

I was pretty angry that Gertrude didn't want to let me make sex with her bumhole, so I decided to open the door and throw the mail inside. She farted out my masculine mayonnaise all over the backseat of her 2008 Kia Spectra.

door-locked-from-the-inside situation

a situation where having solved the problem is a prerequisite for solving it.

it is a problem where a solution exists, but access to it is blocked by the problem itself
this is an execution-based form of a circular reasoning paradox

Buying a package of scissors which need scissors to be opened is a door-locked-from-the-inside situation.