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When a female (or male) partner who has allowed the semen or their partner (or multiple others if done at a group event) to dry on their bodies - stands above their sexual partner and flicks off the white flakes of semen onto their body.
Jennifer gave Mike a White Christmas when they got home from the orgy.
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When someone sets their scrotum on a sleeping person's chin, and sings a Christmas carol.
Santa gave Mrs. Claus a good old fashioned sleepy Christmas this year!
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(n): That time of the year when college students leave things too bulky for packing out for anyone to scrounge.
(v): To gain possession of an item or items during above period.
"Hippy Christmas is my favorite time of year!"
or
"Check out this awesome dartboard I just Hippy Christmas-ed!"
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the usually large amount of shit that clogs your toilet after you pig out on Christmas cookies.
mrs.claus called the plumber to declog the Christmas crap santa had left after eating cookies from children all across the world.
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Used to describe the after-effect of Christmas, or the Holidays in general: 12 Days of Hanukkah/Christmas, etc. is usually a busy time, very exciting, and enjoyable. By the end of the celebrations (The night of Christmas Day/Dec. 26th) you feel exhausted and overwhelmed. People are usually groggy, lethargic, and almost depressed from exhaustion.
I love Christmas. But all the celebrating, visiting with family, and celebrating...I'm Christmas Crashing
Joe 1: What are you doing for New Years?
Joe 2: I'll be in rehab.
Joe 1: Why?
Joe 2: I'm Christmas Crashing hard this year. The idea of going out for a drive is exhausting.
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What date does Christmas fall on every year? You guessed it, the 25th. And let's just say you enjoy a cake on Christmas. Hypothetically, if you're supposed to eat that cake on Christmas day and no one does, what is the logical thing to do with it? Right again, THROW IT OUT! A Christmas Cake is a 26+ year old female who has passed her prime. Signs that you have encountered a Christmas Cake are children, Hollister clothing, 19 year old best friend, 1997 Saturn SL1 w/ sun roof, etc. You get the point. See also cougar.
"Dude, I went to some party on campus last night. It was pretty lame. I thought there would be a lot of fresman hotties, but instead it was swarming with Christmas Cakes!"
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Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.
Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.
person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas
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