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Fording - Last night I forded all over myself while wallowing on the toilet floor of the bar, unable to pick myself up.
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A car that was originally made for the FEMALE secretary so she could have an affordable sports car. So yes, deny it all you want but it's a girl's car. The men that decide to drive these cars like to pull up to other cars (usually what they call"ricers") or any other cars that are obviously slower than them and rev their engines and try to race them. It makes no since why they think they have to race slower cars, but it's probably because they're too scared to race anyone that could beat them.
2 guys in Ford Mustang: "Pull up next to that 4 cylinder Honda Civic (not tricked out or anything) and let's race them!"
**pulls up and the driver of the Honda Civic ends up being a young chick or an elderly woman**
**guys in the Mustang peel out when the light turns green and take off down the road looking stupid**
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Has so much power it is mostly know as the white missile. Rips Mitsubishi Triton owners a new arsehole whenever they operate the holy automobile. Can flog the shit outta it and it’ll act like it’s brand spanka from the dealer.
Person 1: Holy shit u just see that.
Person 2: What u mean I didn’t see nuffin.
Person 1: Must of been a Ford Ranger was as fast as missile.
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A Ford Courier is an incapable piece of shit that doesn’t produce enough torque to pull the butt plug out of a 90 year old woman.
Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.
A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.
Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.
Did you see the 4 wheel drive Damo bought the other day!!
That’s not a 4wd that’s a Ford Courier!!
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A curious phenomenon of a place.
Located near Southampton and Eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the snobbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt shitheads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, 'someone of the lower classes'.
Home to many a rich family of dickheads.
Widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.
The residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of 'young ruffians' or 'crazy hoodlums'.
'Mate, you wanna go to asda in chandlers ford?'
'No fuckin way, i hate the little pricks who live there'
'I say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?'
'Are you feeling alright my dear fellow? We might get mugged! I dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there...'
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More Expensive version of the explorer with more add ons such as stereos,cameras,brakes,tires and leather seats
No man i cant climb that my ford expedition will flip
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Facts:
- Very powerful car and gas guzzler.
- Severely overrated car that people give too much credit for.
- A Mustang would smoke any economy car. But an economy car is designed and built for convenience. A Mustang is built for performance.
- Usually being compared to completely different car classes. Such as economy cars like the Civic. The reason why people compared them to Civics is because Civics don't put up a challenge. People are usually afraid to compare the Mustang to the Camaro.
- Drag and straight away racing car (No skill is really needed just pressing the gas, unlike drifting and cornering racing, skill of steering and shifting is required).
- A car that has not so good handling and can easily be out maneuvered by cars such as the MR2, Impreza, Evo, Trueno, RX-7. Yeah that's right, you Mustang fanboys may have more power but any tuner import would out maneuver your over powered asses, you wouldn't stand a chance in a course with lots of turns.
Mustang Fanboy #1: I like my brand new Mustang, I easily beat an old Asian lady in an 88' Hyundai in a straight-away race.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, that is so cool. I've beaten alot of cars with my Mustang as well, like this one guy in a 96' Accord on the freeway, I smoked him by just pressing the gas. He was on cruise control at 65mph, and I easily beat him *The guy in the Accord was minding his own business and didn't even know the Mustang was racing him*.
Mustang Fanboy #1: Geez man, you got mad skill like me because you own a Mustang. I've beaten an 89' Corolla, 99' Civic DX, a rusty Sentra, some Geo car, and a kid on his bike, all by a 3 mile margin.
Mustang Fanboy #2: Dude, we are so cool.
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