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An extremly tall, dark haired sexy man of Italian decent with huge hands and a package to match who knows how to please his lady both mentally and definitely sexually...
Jamie's Italian Stallion is Justen Paul James!!!
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the art of putting a condom on a guy's penis using only your mouth.
"no hanndsss baby, she knows exactly how to do it using the italian method!"
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These Lebanese/Italian kids dominate at video games. If you get ever challenge them they will always beat you. Always.
"Holy shit i just got 80,000 on Crazy Taxi, what now, bitch?"
"I just got 300,000, what now?"
"It's because you're Lebanese/Italian
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Going out for a date without actually TAKING a shower, but strategically putting on DRAKKAR NOIR or some masking scent to the UMPTEENTH degree.
Yo, Paulie just took an Italian Shower
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1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.
2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow you load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
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The term used to describe what people in the mafia would make their victims "wear" before swimming with the fishes. Usually consisting of weights/bricks/other heavy objects being attached to someone before being thrown into a large, deep body of water.
Mafia guy: Hey, this guy won't pay up.
Other guy: Well, let's give him an Italian Swimsuit because he's gonna be swimming with the fishes pretty soon.
Mafia guy: I'll go grab some bricks.
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When a man reaches around a woman during face to face coitus and spreads her anus, then swinging his testicles into the woman's anus from underneath. The anus is then released at exactly the right time in order to close around one or both of the man's testicles. Often this sex act is accompanied by humming the theme song to the Back to the Future film trilogy.
My boyfriend blew out my o-ring doing an Italian Turkey when we had sex at my Grandma's funeral.
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