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Basically the goal of everyone in the universe.
Yo Momma: What do want to do when you grow up?\
Kid: I wanna punch Jake Paul!
jake paul phobia:the fear of people being invasive and dumbasses,like Jake Paul.
A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".
Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.
"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"
"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."
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A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).
Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded
I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser
Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)
It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul
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Jake Paul is a litttttttt Youtuber,Model, and Actor.He has loving fans that would do any thing for them,Has the Greatest wife Ericka Costell. He has the friends You wished you had.Also the cutest dog ever Apollo. He is better than His brother logan. From your fan Chloe Hall
From your fan Chloe Hall love you Jake Paul.
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One of the many viner's to migrate to youtube after justice was served. His vines have won many awards such as the best vine of 2016 by the youtuber Best funny vine compilations "laughing cryface emoji" He proudly wears his status as leader of the bloodthirsty cult known as "the Jake Paulers" He also created the song known as "it's everyday bro" and as a side effect, invented the word godchurch.
"OMG did you see Jake Pauls new video?" "Yeah, I spend all night refreshing youtube till he uploaded it."
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He is a nice Youtuberwho made poor choices but is slowly tryin to make up for them. He calls him fans jake paulers. He is also very popular
I wish I was Jake Paul
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