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The most beautiful person to ever live, so amazingnly cute that it kills you if you look at him too long
In Armenian, Jan is very commonly used when referring to a loved one or even someone who you admire in general. Can also be said AFTER the person’s real name. If the Armenian mom of your friend calls you this, it means you are loved, welcomed, and sometimes even seen as family.
(These would normally be in Armenian)
David: “Mom!”
David’s mom: “yes, Jan?”
Or
David’s mom: “David Jan, please do the dishes”
David: “Ok, after this round”
Jan is like a different human species. Cool friend to have. Will always make anything you say sexual and lie about his height.
Jan: I’m 178 cm tall!
Any woman: no, you’re not
(Just a nobody) Someone who truly doesnt matter
No its ok say what you want thats jan
Jan stands for Their King. It derives from the traditional Brazilian cultural saying: “Rei Delas”.
A Jan is a highly intellectual and sexy man who is of many talents. A man who’s main virtue is patience. Patience to deal with other people’s bullshit. Often of athletic figure and the endurance of a red bull in the bedroom.
Wow have you seen this fine distinguished gentleman? He looks like such a Jan!
The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.
His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho
xoxo
Person 1: Have u seen his ass? That's faaaat~
Person 2: Yeah that's Jan, duh