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A gross out Internet video of a man killing himself by sticking a jar into his rectum. After he falls to the floor, the jar shatters and blood is falling threw his rectum.
One Man Jar is Horrible!!!
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To drink beer.
"Me and the Irish hooligans are going out to tilt a few jars"
It's like keeping a promise. Once you put your word in a jar it's a sealed deal.
I will love you forever, my word in a jar.
A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
a joke used in goofy ahh youtube comments, often is used with the elderly man emoji, walking nutella jar simply means a black person
"it was that walking nutella jar"
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jar d leto is a phrase used when something bad or upsetting has occurred.
“my mom got into an accident”
“jar d leto!”
A person with an asshole the size of a mason jar.
Guy#1 : Man dude I was poking that hot box two houses down and slipped out of her vag and fell into her mason jar anus. Guy#2 : So you got mud on your helmet? Guy#1 : Yeah but it washed right off.
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