jaw-strength training

Jaw-strength training is where you put random items in your mouth and chew them from boredom. But somehow in the end, leaves your jaw hurting like you just ate out a humongous pussy.

Joe : "Chris, why are you not eating my asshole out aggressively tonight?"

Chris : "Sorry Joe, I had a tough jaw-strength training session earlier"

Joe : "Oh well let me suck your dick then."

Oh boy, I feel like I just ate a humongous pussy out. Must have been the jaw-strength training.

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hungarian lock-jaw

Usually applied to a woman, her mouth and jaw become so fixed in the position of giving head or getting mouth stuffed that it is painful for her to shut it.

''Hey man, I railed her mouth so much that she ended up with a nasty case of the hungarian lock-jaw.''

or applied to a man

'' Eventhough she came I didn't want to stop going down on, I think I got hungarian lock-jawed.''

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crank that jaw-work

to perform oral sex

(phrase first coined by radio DJ "The T-O-Double")

Man I would never hit that, but I'll take her to the parking lot and let her crank that jaw-work!

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jaws of life

almost like the shocker, cept you put your hole fist in her pussy and ass

i gave that bitch the jaws of life last nite

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jaw swinging

When dat honey so damn fly yo jaw drop like a skrillex song.

When you first saw Kate Upton all that could describe you was jaw swinging.

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respect your jaw

Getting punched in your jaw

Man: you stop playing with me respect your jaw

Man2: Ight Ight you got it

Balls In Yo Jaws

A classic symphony written by a talented black performer, detailing the effects of placing ones testicles within another individuals oral cavity.

Guy 1: CAN I PUT MY BALLS
Guy 2: IN YO JAWSSS
Guy 3: BALLS IN YO JAWSSSS
Guy 4: CAN IIIII CAN IIIIIII
Guy 5: CAN IIII CAN III
Guy 6: Great performance