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A guy like no other. He is summed up in three 's'. Smart, smiling and small.
Person A: "Have you seen Jens Jeb Joseph daniel?"
Person B: "Oh heck yeah"
Bro they are both down bad for each other. They play valorant together and they use clash terms as their love language
"I'll be your hog-rider ;)"
"Will you be my pocket sage?"
"Jen and Alex should go to hoco together"
A pick me who claims to be "proudly lesbian" or "Proudly Bisexual" when in reality Shanice Jennings only hangs out with dudes and no one else.
Lily: I'm a lesbian! I promise!
Ruby: Don't be a Shanice Jennings
When a person stays out doing sketchy things until the early hours of the morning. For example, 3 am would be 9 pm in jen hours. Almost like dog years, but in hours.
"Bro did you see jakes snapchat story at 4 am, he was hitting up every lit party on the block"
"Yeah dude! He wasnt even tired, he's been on jen hours lately"
Don is a word that shows respect for an older person.
It's a Spanish word.
Don Jen, how are you?
Como esta, Don Jen?
when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."