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Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, I got 201 rings. (All colors of the rainbow) we are now married.
“Hello who are you?” “I’m Jeremy Andretti’s wife”
9👍 2👎
A guy who sleeps around and is dating an ugly girl b*tch named Shamina Jasmine Guzman
Ewww Jeremy Hernandez is so ugly
The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
Too intelligent its scary. And too sexy for his own good. Can be slick and devious, making his way into the bed of any woman he desires. Perfect and appropiate for any and every situation whether it be taking him home to meet mom and dad or hitting the ghetto to score some drugs.
Jeremy Camp is the new Super Man.
Exceptional in every way possible. Men strive to one day get even close to the man Jeremy Camp is. None succeed.
"I really need an orgasm but I also need a pedicure"
"I know the perfect person! Jeremy Camp"
"Whatch out for Jeremy Camp.
He'll steal your panties and heart at the same time and youll get neither of them back, ever."
"Whose your favorite superhero?"
"Jeremy Camp"
A fucking screw up who doesn't know how to do shit and every time he gets a shot with a women he loves he fucks it up because hes a piece of trash who deserves to rot in fucking hell because he has no purpose in life.
Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous
who needs to seek help
damn that guy is such a liar he needs help
Fax he’s such a jeremy martin
Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.
Who needs a white knight, I want me that Jeremy allen.