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A jew who thinks that he is better than everyone else. He commands people and doesn't ask nicely.
Joe: Get me a soda.
Bill: No mother fucking jew lord!
Joe: I said get me a fuck'n soda. Do I need to resort to violence?
Bill: Ok... I'll get your soda
The Israeli variant of the popular animated television series, Scooby Doo, although it was banned in 1998, Scooby Jew's main characters (raggy and scooby jew) carried on their roles in the less popular spin off "What's new scooby jew"
Ahmed: "i watched scooby jew last night"
john: " thats just a cheap rip off and racist pun of scooby doo"
Ahmed: "meh"
A jew for jesus is a Christian.
An example of a jew for jesus is Jesus.
Cosmic Jew, a Jew with Cosmic powers. He is the result in a unplanned pregancy that a certain mighty being forgot to put on a condom.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Moses: "I am a prophet of god, I will teach you his ways."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
You are a disgusting fucking fat nigga with a big ahh nose and some lil ahh shoes funky looking ass nigga with the weirdest taste in foods.
to sell a friend something that you got for free for a set amount of money; lets say 30 dollars, then when the buyer pays the seller 40 dollars, a week later claim that only 20 dollars was paid and then demand he pay an extra 10 dollars totaling 50 dollars
j-dawg-here u go c-dawg an extra 10 cuz it took me so long.
C-dawg- ahhhhh...thanks ahhh
a month later...
c-dawg-ehhhh j-dawg u still owe me ten dollars
j-dawg-fine your so fuckn stingy almost a jew work(er)
When your male jewish friends curly hair gets so big from lack of a hair cut that he has an afro.
Geez Jared, dont you think its about time to trim down that Jewfro?