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The fake fall in front of a car
Employee: I have been using a wheelie-walker for five months, and I keep being promised a ramp will be installed
Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.
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James Issac Neutron, or Jimmy Neutron is the 10-year-old boy genius star of DNA Production's CGI animaged movie and television series.
Airing on Nickelodeon, Jimmy Neutron follows the adventures of a boy genius, from Retroville, Texas, who, with the companion of his swiss-army-knife-like robotic dog, Goddard, can invent himself out of any situation. Unfortunately, his inventions don't always work, and it's up to him to save Retroville from pandamonium.
Jimmy has two friends: Carl, the llama-loving portly boy who has too many allergies to list, and Sheen, the crazy Mexican boy who's obsessed with Ultra Lord.
Jimmy has a rival: The smartest girl (but not smartest kid, that's Jimmy) in school, Cynthia "Cindy" Vortex. Cindy loves almost nothing more than to make Jimmy's life miserible. But, deep down, she secretly loves him. He, secretly, feels the same way.
Into the stars
Goin' by Candy Bar's
Rides a kid with a knack
For Invention
A superpowerd mind
A mechanical canine
Rescues the day
From sure destruction
This is the theme song
For Jimmy Neutron
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To swiftly but painly slap balls with your fingertips, only to leave your opponent in pain for a while.
Jim Mung was jimmy tapped today, which is why he is still holding his balls as he walks down the hallway.
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Dumping Sprinkles on a girls vagina and then eating them off.
Dude I just gave Lauren a dirty jimmy!
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a Kick ass asian skater
Sponsered by City Skateboards, DVS Shoes, Venture Trucks
Did you see Jimmy Cao beat Bryan Herman at the Berrics with that nollie fs flip??
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When a person pees into a condom and ties it shut and then places said condom into a freezer. When the pee condom is fully frozen a woman then uses it as a dildo
Before I went out of town, I left her a frozen jimmy.
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noun - how you spell Jimi Hendrix if you're a huge poser, dumbass retard.
N-Dub: Hey dude I'm just listening to the Immigrant Song by Jimmy Hendrix...
Cool kid: The Immigrant Song is by Led Zeppelin you huge retard, and it's JIMI Hendrix. Don't ever speak to me again.
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