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you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten
Jon Bois is an SBNation/Secret Base sports writer, creative director and journalist. Creator of 17776, Chart Party, Pretty Good, and co creator of Dorktown, and Fumble Dimension. Uses Google Earth to create animations.
"Hey dude, you waiting for the next chart party?"
"whats that?"
"its a jon bois production"
"sounds cool, i'll watch"
The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.
Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others
Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.
One of the greatest Keyboardists to live. Classically train piano player then later moved on to the Hammond Organ. He was the keyboardist and one of founders of Deep purple from 1968-1976 and then from 1984-2002. He's the genius behind the Hammond organ sound behind purple. His best solos are in the songs Highway star, Rat Bat Blue, and Lazy. Go check these songs out and listen to the Lord play at his best. Sadly passed in 2012. R.I.P John Douglas Lord the lord of the Hammond.
Example1: "Woah listen to this epic hammond organ solo, sounds like something only Jon Lord would play."
Example2: "Jon Lord is the coolest member of deep purple"
Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.
To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent
Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.