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An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.
Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.
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Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.
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A term used by the British in the early 1800's to describe Americans. It
British Colonel: "In the case of a war, Upper Canada will fall to the bumptious Jonathan"
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Bruh this Asian nigga is really asian he has glasses.
Jonathan Nguyen and Jennifer sitting in a tree Kissing
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Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.
Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.
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Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.
"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
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the biggest thing on the planet.
jonathans cock is bigger then svantes