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just a few

What women say when they don't to actually want to confess how many men they've slept with

Boyfriend: "how many men did you have sex with before we started dating??"

Girlfriend: (with an awkward look on her face) "just a few....."

by SexiGurl93 November 19, 2014

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That's just retarded

"That was very immature"

"I heard he started drooling in class try pretend to be crazy"

"what a fag"

"that's just retarded"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

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Just Ked

short version of "just kidding".

"your mom is fugly..just ked."

by khac August 17, 2011

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just do it

so when i was trying to put a just do it picture it ended up saying this Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʙᴏᴜT ᴘAɢᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ. I ʙᴇᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇ-ᴘᴏsᴛ , ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ
yes i got inspired and then it put the picture

there is no example to this so im just gonna put this mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq JUST DO IT

just do it man

when you die just do it

by dollartree11352 November 18, 2019

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just clothes

ALCOHOL! It's a codeword for everyone's favorite past time: booze. If you need to talk shop in front of some parents, talk about "just clothes." Need some more clothes? Go to the laundromat, dry cleaners, or clothes store! Have a six pack? That's a size 6! 12 pack? Size 12! Get creative. Are you completely shit faced? Then you're completely dressed!

1. "What did you do last night?" "Oh I put on some clothes."

2. "I'm cold, let's go put some clothes on!"

3. "What do you have that's clinking in that bag?" "Oh that's just clothes."

4. "All I remember about last night is getting completely dressed, and then streaking!"

by Burner aka Klitz December 24, 2005

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just a thing

just a thing is used when you are not in a relationship but when you wheel each other . Its like a relationship with no loyalty

p1 : i heard you fucked sara last night

p2: yea dude it was great

p1: what about cheyanne

p2: were just a thing

by Moniqueee December 30, 2016

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Just Pandu

a known femboy pimp in the world of swcw, and promiment politica figure in the "swcw" sexuality and religion

"wow @just pandu has so many femboys, really impressive collection."

by bwompppp November 4, 2021

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