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A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
The slit you make in a hotdog before microwaving it to make sure it doesn't explode
*microwave goes POP really loud*
Guy: "man, you didn't make a ketchup trench. Go clean out my fucking microwave"
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
Man I was with my girl last night and she gave me a bad case of ketchup fingers.
Menstration blood, found on surfaces other than underwear.
I took Sylvia home last night, and she left me a nice patch of cajun ketchup on my bed.
when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.
or
When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.
That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.
or
Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.
When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
Sexual intercourse when the lady is on her menstrual cycle.
Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.