When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai
p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.
Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard
"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."
An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.
Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
I gave her the click clack whip whack
What?
Yknow, gotta give her the keyboard
Ohh
The keyboard of somebody who constantly eats snack foods while at the computer. (IE eating Cheetos constantly will result in orange residue on your keyboard.)
Guy 1: *munching sounds*
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard
Big bad carinsy biyyy
Nothing but a keyboard gangster