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7 knots of of love refers to a practice in which a woman slowly inserts a knotted rope into the anus of a man who is having sex with her. At the moment of climax, the woman jerks out the rope. The practice is rarely utilized in the US because; A. It's disgusting; and B. It's hazardous on several levels. Sometimes customers in Asian brothels request the procedure but it's likely that the customer doesn't realize what it is that they're asking for. Needless to say, if they get the treatment, they'll never forget it.
I asked her for the 7 knots of love and I've been using Depends ever since.
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A guy who would fornicate with anyone or anything, including the knot hole of a tree
He is not fussy, a real knot hole fucker.
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when two guys tie up there dicks in knots and partayyy it up
yo man im kinda bored wanna go get in a pee-pee knot or somethin?
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Noun: When your balls feel like they are twisted after getting off of a plane and paired with jet lag. Can also happen after a long road trip, and your legs fall asleep in your car.
After that long-ass plane ride to Australia, my nuts were twisted into a Half-Windsor Knot
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"Rock your knot" means to "nod your head".
"We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot" (from Run-DMC's song "King of Rock").
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The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.
Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face!
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yo swimthug tha bouse says "I slap knots like a bouse" and that shit means to throw punches at dan kohan like a bousse
slim thug cops drops like a bouse and slaps knots like a bouse
give a shout out to all my bitches and hoes who slap knots everyday like a bouse
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