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The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.
Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.
Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.
"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"
when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
The act of farting into a women's vagina.
"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"
When you grab her by both ears and throat fuck her until you shoot jizz in her eyes and pull the skin back tight on her face and yell .....LOUISIANA FACELIFT!!!!!!!
Man shit got wylde last night. I gave that ho a Louisiana Facelift!
A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.
The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.
A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.