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Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

by lablanca December 28, 2019


Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023


Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.

The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.

by guiltyoflaughing January 11, 2012


Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.

Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.

by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021


Lazy Masturbation

The act of resting your hands in your pants and holding your genitals or butt, usually absentmindedly. It is usually mildly pleasurable, but is not done to get off.

"Woah, why do you have your hand in your pants?"
"I was just bored and starting doing some lazy masturbation."

by JaxMP August 9, 2018


lazy pox

Being lazy

Dude he's got lazy pox.

by Savagemanjeff2768 March 1, 2017


Lazy Gaga

A lazy person who does nothing and not willing to do anything rather than keeping their noise-cancellation headphones on.

What a lazy gaga she is! unemployed, careless, lazy and doing nothing at all.

by Samooooooo October 21, 2020