tube light

some one whos slow when it comes to jokes
it takes him a while to get a joke.

tube lights flash 3-4 times before they go on.

a slow person blinks 3 - 4 times before getting a funny joke and then laughs

maaan ur such a fuckin tube light
i hate tellin jokes to tube lights
your a tube light, ass hole
you killed the joke tube light

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Light Yagami

One of the hottest and sexiest anime characters ever, probably a closeted homosexual and likes potato chips.
The main protagonist of Death Note with a strong sense of justice and is pretty intelligent for his age, he finds the Death Note and decides to become a god with it even though he already is one. Probably has a huge dick aswell and I would love to suck his cock

Person 1: Oh my god, light yagami is so hot I just wanna get railed by him
Person 2: I know right! Same

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dread light

That traffic signal in your neighborhood that, no matter how fast you drive, or what time of day it is, you always get stuck at.

Goddammit, I have spent a quarter of my life waiting at this dread light.

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jacob light

is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner

Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!

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[Light Skin]

A black person whose skin is lighter then brown. The skin tone of a light skinned person varies and they can be along what is referred to as a "Red Bone", a "High Yella", or a more caramel complextion.

"Hey you see that Light Skin, red bone, boy over there? He's the one that threw the bean pie at you."

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busch light

Beer that should only be consumed by red necks and college students. Very cheap and is known to be purchased in cases of thirty, aka dirty thirty.

We went to the fraternity party and there were numerous cases of Busch Light.

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yellow light

a traffic light that indicates you should speed through the intersection and tag the roof of your car. This earns you five minutes of free sex with the person of your choice that night. Multiple tags earn cumulative minutes, but the minutes expire before the next morning.

variation: kissing the fingertips of the hand before tagging the ceiling with it.

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