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to masturbate. A lincoln car is a car that is very long and wide. The rev up part is a term used to explain the back and forth movement of the hand to "rev up" the penis.
I was very bored last night so I decided to rev up the lincoln.
When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition”
“Ooh, now I get it.”
A sexual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes sex. It is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. Named after the Rhode Island Senator himself.
I was fuckin' my girlfriend in the ass last night when she suddenly pulled a Senator Lincoln Chafee on me. After we resumed, it just wasn't as good anymore
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A high school located in southwest Portland, Oregon near downtown. Is 40% Jewish, 30% Buddhist, and 30% Christian and/or other. If you're not Russian, Korean, or originally from Canada, you're a minority. The median income for families whose kids attend Lincoln is $100,000 and many live in mansions. Needless to say, these kids love skipping school to go shopping downtown, yet still manage to pull off straight A's.
Fun fact: Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons attended Lincoln.
I went to Lincoln High School. I never went to class yet graduated with a 4.0 and got a $10,000 scholarship to Lewis & Clark. How I love being AZN!
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School full of bomb threats and kids complaining about Lincoln way north
"Lincoln way east is better then North no matter what anyone says."
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The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
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When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.
Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.
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