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The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.
After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE
EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"
MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?
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a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.
red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"
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the female equivalent of teabagging.
she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.
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When a girl peirces her vigina directly in the middle and has 2 male partners place the penis in each side of the piercing and both ejaculate at the same time and if the girl gets pregnant, the male who is the father loses.
My baby boy Billy was born form Irish Lobster as a teen
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A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.
"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."
"That's the point."
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an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.
"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."
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