Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

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The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling

A meme template in which you either:
1. Repeat what someone said, but every word is replaced with an antonym, or has a variant of "not" put before it and symbols are swapped.
(Not all requirements need to be met)

2. Say that something is its opposite

(1)
Person 1: It was awesome playing with you! See you sometime soon.
Person 2: Something else wasn't terrible not working without me. Don't see me never never!
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

(2)
Person 1: Have you heard of "Your Mother"?
Person 2: Your Mother is your father.
Person 1: Ah yes, The Floor Here is Made Out of Ceiling.

Bar Modeling Made Ridiculously Simple

When a math educator is hell-bent to depicting an idiot-proof version of Singapore’s bar model method as a non-algebraic solution to a word problem to impress upon teachers and writers that most of their clumsily or amateurishly constructed bar models often confuse rather than enlighten their green audiences.

Singapore math writers ought to mindfully and elegantly incorporate bar modeling in their solutions to brain-unfriendly math questions if they are dead serious in marketing the intuitive problem-solving visualization strategy to skeptical math teachers overseas—they need to creatively evangelize the “bar modeling made ridiculously simple” gospel far and wide to win over new converts.

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She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

You will typically say this phrase when you come home from a long day of work and are looking forward to a grand feast of Terriyaki Chicken and Pineapple Rice to be prepared by your beautiful wife when she had unexpectedly whipped up a big pot of beans for both of you to chow down on.

They buggin' bro. When I... bro, bro, bro. She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

Gangsta rap made me do it

Ice Cube song which talks about how much he and gangsta rap have been accused of causing of many of society's problems.

I can say what I want to say, ain't nothin to it, gangsta rap made me do it

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if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

It's written in the stars that we're made for eachother

It's written in the stars that we're made for eachother is our fate. Beautiful love. Meaning the stars welcome our love story with open arms. Our love and us being together was written in the stars long before we met, it's our fate.

"it's written in the stars that we're made for eachother" So our fate is eachother A