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Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.
Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum
Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck
Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock
Where one person shaves there pubes cuts there victims eye lashes off then jizzes across victims face and sticks the pubes on to replace the missing eye lashes.
I will fanfan magic you if you don't obey to me
Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas
"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."
Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!
Im El Magic at playing guitar.
Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.
Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.