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When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.
Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.
Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.
Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!
When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
The magical word you use when you're out of swear words
"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"
"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"
A form of lesbian threesome where one girls head is licking another's vagina and that girl is licking another girls vagina and THAT girl is licking the first girls vagina
Come on girls let's do a the magical triangle
A drip of sweat that goes down from above your chest alll the way down to your taint. The average male will experience this at least once. Some people believe it is a sign that puberty is over.
The magic sweat trickled down the young boys chest until it touched the soon to be mans taint.
When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.
I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.
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When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?
Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.