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Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
Another Word for a big cock that magically fucks everyone you become in contact with.
Friend: Bro who did you talk to today
You: Your Mum
Friend: Nooooo Bro what the fuck
Mom: Im getting fucked by a big invisble cock, i wasn't readyyyyy
The Magic Cock
Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.
Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.
The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10
Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.
Jeremy: I know man same.
When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.
Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.
Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.
Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!
A form of lesbian threesome where one girls head is licking another's vagina and that girl is licking another girls vagina and THAT girl is licking the first girls vagina
Come on girls let's do a the magical triangle
When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.