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Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied
Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku
Another name for Mario Lemieux. Unfortunently he's been injured for the past decade or so, so he only plays a dozen or so games a year and then takes the rest of the year off. Hopefully Sidney Crosby can rejuvenate him. Is the only player owner in the NHL, as he owns the Pitsburgh Penguins.
"Super Mario is my favourite hockey player"
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When your thumbs hurt because of playing super mario brothers for extended periods of time on the Nintendo Wii
I can't pick my nose because of these mario thumbs
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The most famous Mario racing game where everyone claims they will destroy you only for all to get destroyed by the one true master.
Kid: I'm going to destroy you in a game of Mario Kart!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!
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Established on February 28th 1984 In Detroit Michigan. Pretty Cool Cat that is always smilin havin a chill time wildin out.Cruisin in the Mafia Mobile (See Buick)Also enjoys chattin with models like Prince$$ and goin on the lake. Also spelled $uper M8-)rio or $uper Mario. Loves to sing dance act and have a fun time. Look for $uper around Hollywood in future. Remember you saw him here first www.urbandictionary.com!!!
Man I dunno its kinda slack round deez partz we ougghtta call $uper M8-)rio he always knows how to entertain and have a good time without drinkin.Good idea lets call him.Hes one crazy kat
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When a group of guys get in a circle and wank and who ever lasts the longest wins and who ever cums first has to lick it all up.
fag: You wan't to play mario cart
fag #2: I would love to
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