national shit in your sink day
“Yo what day is it?”
“May 20, why?”
“Gotta go shit in my sink, sorry.”
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The best day of the year cause it’s my birthday :)
May 4th
Happy Birthday!
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May 18th is National ask your crush day good luck
Darrick: holly shit it’s may 18th uk wah dat means
Jacob: yea time to see if she like me bck
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The day you appreciate short queens
May 7 is the day u appreciate short queens ( under 5‘5 )
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Star Wars day:
My the force- forth be with you..
Person 1: ''Hey guess what?''
Person 2: ''What''
Person 1: ''Star wars day!''
Person 2: ''Star wars day! its May 4th?''
Person 1: ''May the Forth be with you.''
Person 2 : ''Ohhh.''
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Pick your girl up an eat her out so good it drives her crazy
Ima go eat my girls puss on may 18th
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Person 1: Define may 25th
Person 2: a day of the year dumb butt
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