All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.
B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
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the most lame ass school ever. found in Lake Stevens Washington the school holds kids both in 8th and 9th grade. Most of the kids dress like trashy sluts , if they don't they're probably drug addicts. The school looks like a prison and should be demolished.
Hey lets get some weed!
where?
Cavalero Mid High School DUH!
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When you realize that your already half way done with high school and you haven't done things you thought you would have done by then, or realize that the good times you have had won't last long.
This usually happens sometime during the summer after sophomore year. It can be triggered by things such as seeing some of your older friends graduating and leaving for collage, or when you see that you only have 2 more years in high school left.
It can cause things such as finally getting into shape (or at least trying to), talking to someone of the opposite sex that you used to be shy around, experimenting with drugs or alcohol, having sex for the first time and/or dropping everything to go hang out with friends knowing that they wont be there forever.
- When johnny saw his friend greg graduate, he went though his mid high school crisis and started to spend more time with his friends
- Jessica got drunk and put out when she realized that she was halfway through high school and never had sex before
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A point in a teenager's life where they partake in ridiculous things they will likely later look back on in regret or amusement in an attempt to "find themselves." Usually occurs about halfway through their freshman year of high school and ends before the start of sophomore year. May include: extreme hair changes (cut and/or color), unusual modes of dress, changes in musical taste, or strange new hobbies.
Jordan: "Has Jane gone punk now or something?"
Taylor: "Nah, she's just going through a mid-freshman-year crisis."
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A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.
guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.
a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
What bellas present is gonna be
Bella is curious what her present will be
It will be not to gay but not to not gay so mid level gay
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