When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.
Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."
The engaging in coitus or sexual pleasures during the first hours of the morning (aka. sex at midnight or 12:00 AM). This act can involve two or more people but can also extend to self pleasure.
Related: Afternoon delight
John watched as his girlfriend engaged in some lustful midnight delight with another, much older and experienced woman. John was aroused.
Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!
"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"
"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.
"Midnight-dreaming" is the act of daydreaming or letting your mind wander late at night, often when you should be sleeping. It can be a creative and imaginative way to unwind and relax before bed,, make up fake scenarios, but can also lead to staying up too late and feeling tired the next day.
I can’t fall asleep with Midnight-dreaming
The feeling of taking a warm, dark step into dogshit in the middle of the night
I had the worst sleep last night, Fin woke me up by barking in my face at 4:50am, I took a stroll to the bathroom and stepped in a midnight diaper
During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.
My car received some unwanted midnight service.