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Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 18, 2020


midnight chicken

Midnight chicken is when you're crossing the street at night in dark clothes praying that any car coming along will be able to see you.

I was late to the party because I had to play midnight chicken the whole way here.

by mmckech November 3, 2018


Midnight Darkness

When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.

You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.

by TheFatCrayon May 19, 2022


Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 21, 2021


midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014


Midnight Tuna

A banger tunafish sandwich with relish, capers and meunster cheese. Must be made by a dude named Nate.

Yo Nate, hit me with one of them delectable Midnight Tunas.

by RowdyCannon August 10, 2021


midnight rapper

A club DJ, or MC. Usually mixing Hip-Hop, R&B, etc., and various self-produced instrumentals.

"Who's your favorite midnight rapper?"

"Hmm, probably Kaytranada"

by Mr.Link June 10, 2016