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The father of millions of mentally ill crows who just decided that he was their dad now. He likes the Milo and the b i r t h.
1. Hey did u see Philza minecraft earlier?
2. No, but I saw mumza.
1. Oh that's good.
...
1. Where.
When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.
Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.
NOT Terraria.
Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.
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A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:
-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal
And many more
Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:
Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!
*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.
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F for Ph1lza
Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F
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Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .
"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."
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A YouTube video essay created by Jschlatt. Widely considered a modern masterpiece, He takes the viewer on a retrospective overview of the game Minecraft and how it left an impact on his life and maybe yours too.
Person A: "Have you seen A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Person B: "Yeah".
Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.
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