2D Minecraft

NOT Terraria.

Person 1: Want to play Terraria?
Incel: no, thats just 2d minecraft
Person 1: Fuck off.

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Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

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Minecraft Hardcore

F for Ph1lza

Ph1lza: dies in Minecraft Hardcore
Everyone: F

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Minecraft Girlfriend

Most likely a 40 year old virgin , but sometimes you get lucky and your minecraft gf ends up being a real . If she a she you must put your minecraft bed next to hers and tee bag her .

"Wait you minecraft girlfriend is a real girl " , "this is impossible."

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A Tribute to Minecraft

A YouTube video essay created by Jschlatt. Widely considered a modern masterpiece, He takes the viewer on a retrospective overview of the game Minecraft and how it left an impact on his life and maybe yours too.

Person A: "Have you seen A Tribute to Minecraft?"
Person B: "Yeah".

Person A: It's a shame the YouTube algorithm doesn't support that type of content anymore.

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Minecraft Fanboy

A neckbearded manbaby that bashes the game Fortnite because it's a "Baby Game". An incel who thinks it's edgy to hate on a modern popular game and cling to an old property. And they were the ones bullied for liking Minecraft.

Minecraft Fanboy: FoRtNitE BaD MiNeCrAfT gOoD!

Me:

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minecraft hoe

Someone who whores themselves out for Minecraft or someone who can kill the ender dragon

Jakob is so obsessed with Minecraft. He's seriously such a minecraft hoe.

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