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Where one ejaculates on the side of an unsuspecting bystander.
She just looked so sad and aloof walking down the hallway. So just as she turned the corner, I ran up and gave her a Minnesota Snowplow. We both feel so much better now.
The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer
I gave my girlfriend the Minnesota Buckshot last night
A lumberjack orgy.
This wasn’t his first Minnesota gathering and it sure as hell won’t be his last.
Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne
The lowest level of spiciness feasible.
"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."
when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
A girl from the north of the US but likes country music. Generally regarded as a bitch.
Person 1: “Sammy is such a Minnesota Cowgirl”
Person 2: “No, she’s a bitch”
Person 1&2 “Both”