The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.
It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.
A girl from the north of the US but likes country music. Generally regarded as a bitch.
Person 1: “Sammy is such a Minnesota Cowgirl”
Person 2: “No, she’s a bitch”
Person 1&2 “Both”
When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.
The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.
An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.
The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.
It is when a man sits on a toilet to deficate. While the female rides his cock. So while male releases his bowles and nut sack into female at the same time.
This morning I sat down to take a dumb when my girlfriend decided to give me a minnesota Snuggle.
When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a shit and a man comes in , picks her up as to have her hover over the toilet so he can screw her while she shits.
My girl had to take a wicked shit this morning I stepped in picked her up and I gave her a reverse Minnesota Snuggle