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A character in Friday Night Funkin’ that can ABSOLUTELY HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES WTF
Boyfriend: be-
Mommy Must Murder: EH EH OH EEH OH EEH UH EH EH EE OH EH EE EH EH EH OH OH EEH UHH EH EH EE OH EE AH U EHH AAAAA E A OOOOOOH A AYYY AH OOH EE EE AHH EE EH OH EH EH EH OH EH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE OH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE EH OH EE EH
The tall vampire lady from resident evil village that we would all like to beat our meat to.
Man I’d sure love to fuck the tall vampire lady with the vampire mommy milkers
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the sexual orientation where you get pooped on by the one and only mommy london aka LuLu Gacha
find her on youtube "lulu gacha" or "london983iscraycray"
"hey man what sexuality are you?"
"mommy london sexual, she takes fat poops all over me she is a cutie"
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The term applied to a homosexual man who will knock you out and suck your dick.
"Man, I woke up with a knot on my head, and my pants around my ankles..."
"Sounds like you got a visit from Mommy Dearest"
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A mom that protects her son who just got beat up. The boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks shit and hit you while his mommy protects him. The mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. The abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink but still sucks at life. He stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he's cool when really he's not.
dude 1: My bro was kicking my ass but I used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that I can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, I'm so badass. My mommy told me that I won.
dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?
dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.
dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.
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When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.
Steve: "I just got my degree!"
Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."
Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."
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Niggers. Mommy alize smells and nigger and hate other niggers but she’s friendly and niggerly and hates Harold black monkeys
Mommy Alize smell like my badussy
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