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one who chooses to wear their pants inside of their boots, reason being for not getting shit on pants whilst fucking a sheep.
"i was plowing my new sheep to test her out, and i got shit on my new jeans ,and i thought to myself , no wonder those montana sheep fuckers wear their jeans like that".
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Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.
Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.
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A beautiful girl who is insecure, but never realizes she is. She would help anybody for any reason because she cares. She is outgoing, respectful, & lovely.
Hey , do you know that Montana Skye Robbin Smith?
Yeah, she is awesome.
When you are doing a dude facing him and shove his knee into his face as you ejaculate.
Greg came into work with a black eye after receiving a Montana Juke Leg.
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While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.
Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.
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Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.
Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?
Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.
Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.
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An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.
Might mean something rude or it might not!!!
Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.
Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.
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