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You better put your mud flaps in before your “D” hits Hersey highway
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When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna
When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.
I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.
The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
Excrement; turd (see fudge dragon)
"My neighbor never picks up after his dog. Every morning on the way to get the paper I step in a fresh batch of mud muffins."
A skank who fucks with everyone's man then leaves then bounces back and forth between the same guys
That bitch is a mud rabbit watch out for her
A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.
Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.