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a) (cute definition): a girl strictly between the ages of 13-22 who is virgin and who does handstands completely naked in her bedroom, simply f-sag or to impress her bf
b) (very offensive): a promiscuous teen girl who behaves hentai both privately and publicly
if per definion b) your gf is an upsidedown muffin, you may have a problem
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A really sweet prostitute that acts very nice and sweet, like a muffun, but is still a prostitute.
My friend Claire and I were walking in the mall and we saw a really nice-looking girl who was smiling and walking with a guy. I said to Claire, "Wow, she looks really nice," but Clair replied with "I know, but she's a real ho-muffin, ya know?"
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While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.
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A less commonly known cousin of the "Fur Burger." A muffin sandwich is composed of two ass cheeks that play the part of the bread buns, and in between lies the woman's vagina which makes the "yummy" portion of the sandwich.
Mark was hungry for sex, so he ate out his girlfriend's muffin sandwich.
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When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.
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n/ A sudden yet undeniable craving for a blueberry muffin.
Jackie went into the kitchen when she suddenly had a muffin moment.
When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.
Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.