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The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.
Man, Jake's sick beard is pretty rough. Like, rougher than normal. It looks like a squirrel's nest.
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A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.
I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.
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The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.
"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"
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When you grow your pubes really long, shave them right before sex and hide them in a convenient place close to where you're having sex. You then cum on the girls face, grab your pubes and throw them on her face and shout Black Beard Bitch
The woman now has a black beard of pubes stuck to her face.
Black Beard Bitch!
I totally gave that girl I met at the restaurant a black beard last night.
Clean yourself up captain hook!
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A very rare Vagina, commonly found in the south western United states, but also discovered in other cuntries as well. This vagina has 2 sets of razor sharp teeth lining the labia. One way to find out that your lady has a Bearded Alligator is that she has Pubes often grow all the way past her knees, and can never actually shave or cut any of it, for it will bleed and then grow back. If you find out too late you can kiss you dick bye bye.
Steve-"Hey Johnny, what happened to your dick?"
Johnny-"That bitch had a BEARDED ALLIGATOR and I didn't find out until it was too late!"
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An exemplary display of manliness in the form of an awesome beard
Captain Ahab: That not be any oridnary swashbuckler's beard. That be a man beard! Beware!
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An adorable docile lizard from Australia that are popular pets in America. Also known as beardies.
My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.
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