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To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation
A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.
B: Oh, you didn't hear?
A: No.
B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.
an amazing contribution and standard set where two people entwine together <3
When the unthinkable happens...you fall so hard in love and the other person is there to catch you...AND you go indoor skydiving together :-)
do you sleep on your stomach skip? NO? Can I? (ball pen)
skip and ball pen
Sometimes an activity, but also known for creative, very social bald gentlemen.
“I just ran into Skip and god does he look great.”
Some fat behind orange and cyan fox thing that does the funni. Hates lean I guess honestly I legit have no idea what to put here like we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for funny stuff right now. I’m literally using my fursona like how is that even funny like Fr.
“Have you heard of that stupid skip?”
“Sadly I have and he has the big dumb”
Being a Skip is where you have no human compassion and you just want money and fame when 99.9 percent of humanity wants too be compassionate and your on the otherside
We watched a man almost die but skip still wants his teammates to play
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Everybody else pulls over for the ambulance with the lights and sirens on but skip there still wants a coffee so he doesn't pull over